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Wait! Have You Not Seen… DISORDERLIES?

“Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?”

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In a first for Steve, he absolutely guarantees if you buy this flick on DVD and you don't think it's worth two dollars, he wants you to SEND HIM THE BILL.
I said to Paulett Sutton I could write "Zack Snyder is a genius" and people would freak. #TeamLarry, or #TeamPaulett?
Now I'm trying to figure out who the "poor man's Jennifer Lawrence" might be. Dakota Fanning? Emma Stone? Too delicate, too sturdy? Also, the "poor...
This and TOMBSTONE were the two movies Steve and Mark couldn't believe I hadn't seen yet. I encourage you to read this and then do so.
Dr. John Price, PhD, and John discuss Fake Vash on LOWER DECKS as Dantron deftly navigates the jokes and Larry cries when EJ Feddes...
Dan drops the difference between "labyrinth" and "maze," John tells the story of his first date with Jess the science officer, and Larry inexplicably...
I assure you: a classic, often-skipped Kurt Russell and Sylvester Stallone gem. 
The future is what we make it. But, no. Not that Terminator. You'd think Rob would have drawn Arnold at some point.

Dilithium Dilemma

On the fortieth episode of the podcast, this one features Larry's pitch for STAR TREK: FOR THE TIME BEING, which would save all of us from watching this corporate nonsense. Price talks about plot twists and Jonathan Frakes, and Dantron loves the idea of Section 31, to much outrage.
This is the one where I kind of go off the deep end and basically call Kevin Feige some kind of Evil Jesus.

To Catch a Predator

The boys gaze into the abyss and laugh in the face of danger as they comb the quadrant in search of intelligent science fiction.
Steve bumps the beach ball up in the air again, giving you that fantastic Friday, slide-into-the-weekend content you're come to expect from him.

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