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Wait! Have You Not Seen… 8MM?

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Here is an interesting start to this film review: back when I was younger, I think 14, maybe 15 years old, my buddy Joey...
I recall this Friday pretty clearly. I am a freshman in high school, and me and 2 of my  friends are going to go...
Okay, I want to talk about a window of time that I think about a lot. Early 1991. The action movie landscape at that...
There are two kinds of Ridley Scott movies. There are the ones everybody talks about forever. Alien. Blade Runner. Gladiator. And then there are...
Friend of the show Eli Schwab and I were talking on the Electronic Arguing Machine about the latest STAR TREK trailer for Season Four...
In the original script Thornton was written as a poor guy who scrapes together the money to attend college with his son. Harold Ramis read it and told them it was funnier if he was obscenely rich. He was right. That note changed the entire movie. Harold Ramis was just brilliant when an idea just needed one rough edge polished, and this movie is a great example of that.
Here's an interesting one that I've been delayed in writing, but am finally going to finish. Watching it all these years and after multiple...
An insane review of an insane film.
Murder by illusion.
“At the end, you will understand."
"I can't believe the show turned out to be bullshit, though," says viewer of latest episode of STAR TREK: BULLSHIT" –– the hero Ciaran McNulty

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