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What Is This Show If Not Copyright, Perservering?

"DEAR GOD THE TERRY MATALAS. THE TODD STASHWICK. OMG, THE SMELL OF SPOILT IP....

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The crushing disappointment of the pervasiveness of empty nostalgia. Price likes it now, but only the first two and the last two. We all think Jack Crusher is lame.

‘Member Berries

"Here, have some 'member berries" doesn't work on people who remember when STAR TREK was thought-provoking *while being* entertaining. You don't have to choose between one or the other.

Space: $19.99

We spend kind of a long time on Picard Season 3 Episode 1, Dantron keeps a firm hand on the tiller, Price spends a...
I just don't understand what these PICARD guys are doing with this show and guess what? NEITHER DOES PRICE
"This could have been an email." -- James Macfadzean 
New uniforms displayed, new secrets revealed! Dantron, Dr. Price, and Captain Fun are joined by The Big Show himself... Brian Schoeneman!

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"I hope somebody in Toronto is watching this or reading what we write because we are solving all of their problems every single day."
Why would anybody hire a PR liability?
Where's Bashir in all this? Over at THE MANDALORIAN.
That's me in the corner/That's me in the spotlight/Losing my religion
Price lets us know about the Richmond scifi con and Dan and I stare in abject admiration.

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