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Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?

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We spent a long time on UFO for a show that is three guys talking about STAR TREK. Also, I tell Price he looks like Paul bettany.
Price has got something to say about PICARD.
A blast from the past, where I am 100% on-record about Alan McElroy running STAR TREK.
You can write this stuff, but you can’t say it.
John Price's seminal piece setting right what once went wrong is enjoying new life in its evergreen, if not omega, glory.

AI GENERATED WRITER

It’s okay, fellow writers, AI is only taking artists' jobs.
Confidently staying on just this side of the Nice List, I nevertheless must feel pretty confident, taking all those shots at establishment figures from marvel and DC and pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and whatnot.

DIE HARD: THE MUSICAL

'Tis the season, of course, for all the Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie or Not? discussions and we all started talking about Hamilton...
Hi, all. Sorry it has been a hot minute since I wrote one of these, but, back in the swing of things, I have...
So, here it is, in yet another article exploring just how creatively bereft the kids are nowadays, and how their nonsense actively makes a...
Dr. John was on an off-planet mission and Dantron and I kept the lights on. Larry really feels badly he continues to not like...
What was your first TV heartbreak? The show that got cancelled before you really knew how things worked? MAX HEADROOM. I could have watched ten years of that.

Welcome to Dork Court

I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

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Shulkie is All We Byrne Fans Hoped For

Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.

The Seven Best Movies You Have Never Seen

Of course you have seen these. ARMAGEDDON, at least. I just haven't given you something to read for a while. Mimi's on a business trip, so... here.

Wait! Have You Not Seen Ford Fairlane?

I am the guy who wrote the past two reviews of flicks I think you should see. I worked in a video store so I think my opinion means something...

The Sandman Isn’t Cancelled, and it Isn’t #1 on the Entire Planet, Either

This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.