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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Good Burger?

“Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?” “I like to have dinner every night.”

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I thought the first six episodes of this was supposed to be GREAT.
You know what happens when Steve adds on to his house? Steve Uchrin will return.
This is the STD autopsy you've been waiting for! Not a hoax! NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY!
You know, I think Price talked me into kinda liking this one, too.
Pretty deep dive on stardates.
Speaking of conspiracy theories, notice how all the glowing pre-release press hit all the same talking points? Price did, and spelled it out for you.
Well, those next four episodes better be amazing or my list of untrustworthy critics is going to grow three sizes that day.
Hey, I'm Data, but I got my Lore face on! Remember that time they ripped off WRATH OF KHAN for the third time?
Price didn't mind it as much as I did, and he called plot points as they happened. That guy is a Trekkie, I don't know if you know.
As usual, sorry for all the cussin' and taking of the Lord's name in vain, and whatnot, but... sigh. Forget it, Jake; it's Chinatown.
We spent a long time on UFO for a show that is three guys talking about STAR TREK. Also, I tell Price he looks like Paul bettany.

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