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Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

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That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?
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Recent Judgments

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Serious Star Trek: Episode 57

Serious Star Trek Podcast
You know the middle of PICARD is boring if I wear a S2 uniform and it doesn't really come up because we talk about FREEJACK the whole time.
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LARRY Vs. STAR TREK: PICARD S3E4

Serious Star Trek Podcast
I thought the first six episodes of this was supposed to be GREAT.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen THE LAST RITES OF RANSOM PRIDE?

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You know what happens when Steve adds on to his house? Steve Uchrin will return.
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John Price -

Muddled Refuse and Empty Dreams

Serious Star Trek Podcast
This is the STD autopsy you've been waiting for! Not a hoax! NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY!
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John Price -

STP S3 E3: Victory is Life

Serious Star Trek Podcast
You know, I think Price talked me into kinda liking this one, too.
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Larry Young -

LARRY versus STAR TREK: Seventeen Seconds Isn’t as Long as You’d Think

Serious Star Trek Podcast
I just wish this was Season One and not Season Three.
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Larry Young -

Serious Star Trek: Episode 55

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Pretty deep dive on stardates.
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John Price -

Star Trek Paint By Numbers

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Speaking of conspiracy theories, notice how all the glowing pre-release press hit all the same talking points? Price did, and spelled it out for you.
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Larry Young -

LARRY vs. STAR TREK: ENOUGH with the Jennifer Lopez

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Well, those next four episodes better be amazing or my list of untrustworthy critics is going to grow three sizes that day.
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Serious Star Trek: Episode 54

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Hey, I'm Data, but I got my Lore face on! Remember that time they ripped off WRATH OF KHAN for the third time?
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John Price -

STP S3 E1: <Insert 45 minute riff from the TNG Soundtrack>

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Price didn't mind it as much as I did, and he called plot points as they happened. That guy is a Trekkie, I don't know if you know.
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LARRY vs. STAR TREK: PICARD S3E1 is Exactly What You Feared and Not a Bit of What You Had Hoped

Serious Star Trek Podcast
As usual, sorry for all the cussin' and taking of the Lord's name in vain, and whatnot, but... sigh. Forget it, Jake; it's Chinatown.
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I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.
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This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.

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