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Let STAR TREK be STAR TREK

Friend of the show Eli Schwab and I were talking on the Electronic Arguing...

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I'd have probably liked this nonsense if it wasn't a musical.
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There's an earthquake fault running right through Hollywood. It's not the fault's fault, either.
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So I know everybody else has figured this out, but Walker did first.
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Price is just salty. SALTY LIKE THAT ANDORIAN GIN-AND-JUICE
The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure. The true measure of a good Steve article is how many times he cusses.
Look, I'm as surprised as you are. Definite 9/10, losing a point off perfection because every time you bring up the Gorn, a puppy owned by Ridley Scott dies.
Endless Star Wars/Star Trek analysis. AS YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT
The crushing disappointment of the pervasiveness of empty nostalgia. Price likes it now, but only the first two and the last two. We all think Jack Crusher is lame.

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