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Wait! Have You Not Seen… DISORDERLIES?

“Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?”

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That's me in the corner/That's me in the spotlight/Losing my religion
Price lets us know about the Richmond scifi con and Dan and I stare in abject admiration.
Look, I don't know how he does it. Price reads that this latest ep is a "love letter" to fans, and comes up with this genius for you to read and talk about. Join us, won't you?
I just want to respect this show and the efforts of professionals who create it again, because I'm starting to feel sorry for the actors.
All I can tell you is that it's from April, 2006.
"I think that Price was on crack while he was watching this episode. He was way off on a lot of things." -- Rumpleforeskin 42:48 is hilarious.
Your mother and I are so disappointed in you.
Well, I was kinda disgusted they didn't really kill Worf, but Price is giving you your money's worth, this week.
OK, they got me with the Worf thing. And the shuttle-to-the-nacelle thing.
I can't think of anyone doing a more detailed analysis of ST at every conceivable facet and layer than Dr. John E. Price, PhD. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
You know the middle of PICARD is boring if I wear a S2 uniform and it doesn't really come up because we talk about FREEJACK the whole time.
I thought the first six episodes of this was supposed to be GREAT.

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