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Superman is easy; writing him is hard... of you have no idea why the concept works.

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"This could have been an email." -- James Macfadzean 
New uniforms displayed, new secrets revealed! Dantron, Dr. Price, and Captain Fun are joined by The Big Show himself... Brian Schoeneman!

Arch Enemies

"I hope somebody in Toronto is watching this or reading what we write because we are solving all of their problems every single day."
Why would anybody hire a PR liability?
Where's Bashir in all this? Over at THE MANDALORIAN.
That's me in the corner/That's me in the spotlight/Losing my religion
Price lets us know about the Richmond scifi con and Dan and I stare in abject admiration.
Look, I don't know how he does it. Price reads that this latest ep is a "love letter" to fans, and comes up with this genius for you to read and talk about. Join us, won't you?
I just want to respect this show and the efforts of professionals who create it again, because I'm starting to feel sorry for the actors.
All I can tell you is that it's from April, 2006.
"I think that Price was on crack while he was watching this episode. He was way off on a lot of things." -- Rumpleforeskin 42:48 is hilarious.
Your mother and I are so disappointed in you.

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