Today's Judgment

Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?

Recent Judgments

The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure. The true measure of a good Steve article is how many times he cusses.
Look, I'm as surprised as you are. Definite 9/10, losing a point off perfection because every time you bring up the Gorn, a puppy owned by Ridley Scott dies.
Endless Star Wars/Star Trek analysis. AS YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT
The crushing disappointment of the pervasiveness of empty nostalgia. Price likes it now, but only the first two and the last two. We all think Jack Crusher is lame.

‘Member Berries

"Here, have some 'member berries" doesn't work on people who remember when STAR TREK was thought-provoking *while being* entertaining. You don't have to choose between one or the other.

Space: $19.99

We spend kind of a long time on Picard Season 3 Episode 1, Dantron keeps a firm hand on the tiller, Price spends a...
I just don't understand what these PICARD guys are doing with this show and guess what? NEITHER DOES PRICE
"This could have been an email." -- James Macfadzean 
New uniforms displayed, new secrets revealed! Dantron, Dr. Price, and Captain Fun are joined by The Big Show himself... Brian Schoeneman!

Arch Enemies

"I hope somebody in Toronto is watching this or reading what we write because we are solving all of their problems every single day."

Welcome to Dork Court

I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

Popular Judgments

Shulkie is All We Byrne Fans Hoped For

Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.

The Seven Best Movies You Have Never Seen

Of course you have seen these. ARMAGEDDON, at least. I just haven't given you something to read for a while. Mimi's on a business trip, so... here.

Wait! Have You Not Seen Ford Fairlane?

I am the guy who wrote the past two reviews of flicks I think you should see. I worked in a video store so I think my opinion means something...

The Sandman Isn’t Cancelled, and it Isn’t #1 on the Entire Planet, Either

This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.