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Superman is easy; writing him is hard... of you have no idea why the concept works.

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So I know everybody else has figured this out, but Walker did first.
It's pretty cool to have STAR TREK on again.
Price is just salty. SALTY LIKE THAT ANDORIAN GIN-AND-JUICE
The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure. The true measure of a good Steve article is how many times he cusses.
Look, I'm as surprised as you are. Definite 9/10, losing a point off perfection because every time you bring up the Gorn, a puppy owned by Ridley Scott dies.
Endless Star Wars/Star Trek analysis. AS YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT
The crushing disappointment of the pervasiveness of empty nostalgia. Price likes it now, but only the first two and the last two. We all think Jack Crusher is lame.

‘Member Berries

"Here, have some 'member berries" doesn't work on people who remember when STAR TREK was thought-provoking *while being* entertaining. You don't have to choose between one or the other.

Space: $19.99

We spend kind of a long time on Picard Season 3 Episode 1, Dantron keeps a firm hand on the tiller, Price spends a...
I just don't understand what these PICARD guys are doing with this show and guess what? NEITHER DOES PRICE

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