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Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?

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Well, THIS is Happening

Reading these over and preparing for publication, I find these these things are much, much more legit than I remember. Way to go, much younger Larry.
Well, those first two episodes of Ahsoka sure did have all the Star Wars in it, didn't it? ... I do like that the 2022 Star Wars book Brotherhood actually...
Once again, Larry Young, agent of SHIELD (first in-universe appearance: Cable #60) and national security expert and SHIELD counsel Brad Moss join Peter Parker's...
Things I start that stick always seem to happen in the middle of its month. Anyway, happy first anniversary, Dork Court.
Look, remember that episode of THE BEAR where the sandwich shop got a C and it fired everybody up? This is like that.
I'd have probably liked this nonsense if it wasn't a musical.
After spending a week in San Diego at the big con, we somehow missed two episodes but saw the LOWER DECKS crossover four times. Multiverse!
There's an earthquake fault running right through Hollywood. It's not the fault's fault, either.
It's no secret I love Ortegas on Strange New Worlds; I write that almost every time I do a column on the show and...
So I know everybody else has figured this out, but Walker did first.
It's pretty cool to have STAR TREK on again.
Price is just salty. SALTY LIKE THAT ANDORIAN GIN-AND-JUICE

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Shulkie is All We Byrne Fans Hoped For

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This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.