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Wait! Have You Not Seen… DISORDERLIES?

“Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?”

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I'd have probably liked this nonsense if it wasn't a musical.
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There's an earthquake fault running right through Hollywood. It's not the fault's fault, either.
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So I know everybody else has figured this out, but Walker did first.
It's pretty cool to have STAR TREK on again.
Price is just salty. SALTY LIKE THAT ANDORIAN GIN-AND-JUICE
The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure. The true measure of a good Steve article is how many times he cusses.
Look, I'm as surprised as you are. Definite 9/10, losing a point off perfection because every time you bring up the Gorn, a puppy owned by Ridley Scott dies.

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