Today's Judgment

Wait! Have You Not Seen… BEOWULF?

Two in one day? I guess that's just how Steve rolls.

Recent Judgments

Steve is back with a column he wrote back on the ninth and I somehow couldn't get it together enough to post it until today. Good news is this one is fantastic.
Join Dr. John Price, PhD. searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have... and Larry Young, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, as they talk about STAR TREK on a frankly legally expert level.

The State of Things

Does the pop culture world have Zack Snyder Derangement Syndrome? I don't know how to explain the reception to REBEL MOON because if there's one the world needs right now it's a BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS remake.

THE NIGHTCRAWLERS

Larry not only loves his advance copy of the YA book THE NIGHTCRAWLERS, he turns the spotlight on MARCO LOPEZ so you can give him and his team of heroes some cash.
All right; stop. Collaborate, and listen! Steve is back with a brand new Wait! Have You Not Seen This? Something grabs a hold of us, tightly: it's his thoughts on this obscure George Kennedy flick.
Steve Uchrin returns to slap some sense into you. What?
I was going to write a bit about this but Jack already did, and much more eloquently and well-informed than I would have. And with less swearing.
So let's just count this as a costume post.
“Sorry, we didn’t read your contract going into these negotiations. We thought we owned it.”

Well, THIS is Happening

Reading these over and preparing for publication, I find these these things are much, much more legit than I remember. Way to go, much younger Larry.
Well, those first two episodes of Ahsoka sure did have all the Star Wars in it, didn't it? ... I do like that the 2022 Star Wars book Brotherhood actually...
Once again, Larry Young, agent of SHIELD (first in-universe appearance: Cable #60) and national security expert and SHIELD counsel Brad Moss join Peter Parker's...

Welcome to Dork Court

I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

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