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Wait! Have You Not Seen… BEOWULF?

Two in one day? I guess that's just how Steve rolls.

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Few new eyeballs today; here's the top ten articles you should read to get the vibe, here... at DORK COURT.
This kid is crushing it.
I'm actually with Steve on this one: I can't believe you haven't seen this. Randall Armstrong probably hasn't seen it.
Remember how I always said I'd ride this show in to the heart of the sun? I guess, but not in public. What a yawnfest.
Looking forward to the premiere of Star Trek: Discovery season five from just a thank-god-it’s-finally-out-of-its-misery as the biggest off-brand misfire of Star Trek in its 108-year history of scifi entertainment? Me, too.
The next one I planned on writing is a flick that I recall seeing early in my movie years. I believe we may have...
You must have seen this. You've seen this, right?
With STAR TREK: DISCOVERY S5 starting, enjoy this article about the S1 premiere and see at least how this show was consistent, at least, if not being consistent STAR TREK despite being mislabeled so.
All right, stop. Collaborate, and listen. Steve is back with a brand new column.
Happy Valentine's Day, guys. Love, everbody else.

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