Today's Judgment

Wait! Have You Not Seen… BEOWULF?

Two in one day? I guess that's just how Steve rolls.

Recent Judgments

Picard Tricks

The crew takes look at Star Trek Picard Season 3, and anything else in the same quadrant of goofy science fiction.

Omega Glory Hole

Larry, Dr John and Dantron boldly explore the outer limits of good taste and science fiction!
Captain Larry, Dr John and Engineer Dantron of Desilu explore the softer, moister side of Star Trek as we break down our favorite love-based episodes. Trigger Warning: graphic depiction of alien anatomy will be laughed about.
*Please note that the thumbnail contents and title may differ from actual content which will probably consist of John, Larry and Dan talking about spaceships and tv shows they like to varying degrees.

Starship Bloopers

Captain Larry, Dr Price and Engineering Intern Dantron take you on a journey through space and time to a place you're somewhat familiar with while still unsettling enough to remark upon.

Gorn Stars

Larry, Dr. John and Dantron boldly explore new worlds of science fiction nonsense.
Larry, John and Dantron talk about Star Trek and assorted bits of Sci Fi goodness.

Cannon Fodder

John Price, Larry Young and engineer 3rd class Dantron explore the Star Trek franchise in search of new life and boldly go where not that many have really cared to go before.
Larry Young and John Price give their SERIOUS opinions on Nickelodeon's animated Star Trek Prodigy with more hot takes than a Horta in mating season.

Episode One

Larry Young and John Price give their SERIOUS opinions on Nickelodeon's animated Star Trek Prodigy with more hot takes than a Horta in mating season.

Welcome to Dork Court

I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

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