Today's Judgment

Wait! Have You Not Seen… DISORDERLIES?

“Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?”

Recent Judgments

A small note on the anniversary of Dr. Banzai’s 8th dimension adventure.
The crew assembles to talk about the latest and greatest and/or the oldest and goldest of the sci-fi galaxy with a disturbingly sharp focus on the fine details.

CosBIZ

The crew of the USS Fred Mertz looks at everything on their sci fi radars and gives some love to the hardworking tailors and seamstresses out there!
The reunited crew checks out the final episode of the first season of Strange New Worlds.
The Crew jabbers on about Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 1 Episode 9, plus whatever comes to mind.
The crew looks at Star Trek Brave New Worlds Season 1 Episode 8: The Elysian Kingdom

A Fine Mess

The SST Crew takes a look at the finer points of diplomacy and intergalactic cuisine. Serious Star Trek is destination viewing for the discriminating...

Joker 2

I really hope DC knows what they’re doing what with all this news about JOKER 2.
The crew of the USS Fred Mertz continue their never-ending quest to be disappointed by TV shows.
Do you guys want them to just let evil win? You’re just not getting the theme of the show you love, I guess.

Ensign Crunch

Some writers look back at their early stuff and blanch, but I look back on the stuff I once wrote and marvel how good it came out given the resources and abilities I had available to me at the time.
Unbelievably, the 8-foot filming model for the ALIEN ship was unceremoniously dumped in Bob Burns’ driveway almost thirty years ago.

Welcome to Dork Court

I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

Popular Judgments

Shulkie is All We Byrne Fans Hoped For

Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.

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Of course you have seen these. ARMAGEDDON, at least. I just haven't given you something to read for a while. Mimi's on a business trip, so... here.

Wait! Have You Not Seen Ford Fairlane?

I am the guy who wrote the past two reviews of flicks I think you should see. I worked in a video store so I think my opinion means something...

In Defense of Zack Snyder in Easily Digestible Morsels

I said to Paulett Sutton I could write "Zack Snyder is a genius" and people would freak. #TeamLarry, or #TeamPaulett?