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Wait! Have You Not Seen… DISORDERLIES?

“Okay now, there were sixteen chocolate cakes in that refrigerator. Where are they?”

Recent Judgments

Five or six or seven things pop culture nerds should stop writing on social media RIGHT NOW.

The Final Frontier?

Hollywood big shot producer Rick Austin joins the Serious Star Trek team and talks about the William Shatner Roast, BIG PICTURE SPECIAL EDITION, and doesn't mention Ron Jeremy once.
Steve Uchrin Joins the Court with this look at Three O’Clock High.
“Oh, LOWER DECKS, how I’ve missed you.” — Chris Saguisag
This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.
Three guys sitting around solving everything.
Explanation is joke murder, sure, but the kids also need the context.
Using alternative means to make art hasn’t replaced artists yet, and Skynet isn’t going to replace Banksy anytime soon.
AKA: The Search for Dantron!
Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.

Nichols From Heaven

We say farewell to Nichelle Nichols and hello to the wider world of modern Star Trek as we continue to explore the inky depths of sci fi space.
Finally, the frontier is back.

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I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

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