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Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?

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Okay Larry, I will do another one. Thank you for reading the last one and I assure you I will try to ramble less. Wait; you posted that to the site?
I don’t even know what is going on anymore, because the jerks and the opportunists have taken over everything and you all are arguing about the CG in BLACK WIDOW and what you’re going to do with your hardcover copies of HARRY POTTER.
Five or six or seven things pop culture nerds should stop writing on social media RIGHT NOW.

The Final Frontier?

Hollywood big shot producer Rick Austin joins the Serious Star Trek team and talks about the William Shatner Roast, BIG PICTURE SPECIAL EDITION, and doesn't mention Ron Jeremy once.
Steve Uchrin Joins the Court with this look at Three O’Clock High.
“Oh, LOWER DECKS, how I’ve missed you.” — Chris Saguisag
This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.
Three guys sitting around solving everything.
Explanation is joke murder, sure, but the kids also need the context.
Using alternative means to make art hasn’t replaced artists yet, and Skynet isn’t going to replace Banksy anytime soon.
AKA: The Search for Dantron!
Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.

Welcome to Dork Court

I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

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Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.

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This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.