Today's Judgment

Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?

Recent Judgments

To Catch a Predator

The boys gaze into the abyss and laugh in the face of danger as they comb the quadrant in search of intelligent science fiction.
Steve bumps the beach ball up in the air again, giving you that fantastic Friday, slide-into-the-weekend content you're come to expect from him.
The Crew of the Mertz explore the dark recesses of fandom and beyond to better understand the love/hate relationship we have with pop culture iconography.
I worked at a video store so my opinions actually matter. This Friday, under the microscope? Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks.

Captain Ricardo

The USS Fred Mertz returns to the Ricardo-Mc McGillicuddy cluster in search of that rarest of elements: Vitameatavegemin!
"When you've got something to prove, there's nothing greater than a challenge." –Terry Bradshaw

Gorn Again

The crew reunites only to confront the temporal anomaly known as grown-up schedule conflicts!
Of course you have seen these. ARMAGEDDON, at least. I just haven't given you something to read for a while. Mimi's on a business trip, so... here.
I am the guy who wrote the past two reviews of flicks I think you should see. I worked in a video store so I think my opinion means something...

Hot Roddenberry

The crew continues their mission to enjoy science fiction in a golden age of entertainment options.
You don't have to choose BETWEEN Coke and Pepsi; enjoy both if you want to. Rampant streaming consumption isn't a zero-sum game.

400 Quatloos!

Reunited and it feels so good. The crew returns to talk about the latest in Sci-Fi shenanigans, as you like them!

Welcome to Dork Court

I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.

Popular Judgments

Shulkie is All We Byrne Fans Hoped For

Acting powerhouse Tatiana Maslany and her seventeen Emmys for ORPHAN BLACK sell a dopey concept immediately.

The Seven Best Movies You Have Never Seen

Of course you have seen these. ARMAGEDDON, at least. I just haven't given you something to read for a while. Mimi's on a business trip, so... here.

Wait! Have You Not Seen Ford Fairlane?

I am the guy who wrote the past two reviews of flicks I think you should see. I worked in a video store so I think my opinion means something...

The Sandman Isn’t Cancelled, and it Isn’t #1 on the Entire Planet, Either

This kind of runaway “alternative facts” nonsense is why humans are circling the drain, you know.