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Report from the Trenches; Five Yards at a Time

If you've been following Walker's gridiron updates, here's the report on the first league game of senior year, Smokey.

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So everyone loves you, Kap, especially around here. Trying to bring attention to the plight, you know? It's a good thing, bringing the attention...
SDCC War Journal: Entry Number One. OMG IT'S NEXT WEEK
Steve is back with another one (and maybe two, you know Steve) before you can meet him at Booth #2001 at San Diego next week and get the collected articles and an autograph from him personally.
Man, nobody is down with nuance, any more.
Few new eyeballs today; here's the top ten articles you should read to get the vibe, here... at DORK COURT.
This kid is crushing it.
I'm actually with Steve on this one: I can't believe you haven't seen this. Randall Armstrong probably hasn't seen it.
Remember how I always said I'd ride this show in to the heart of the sun? I guess, but not in public. What a yawnfest.
Looking forward to the premiere of Star Trek: Discovery season five from just a thank-god-it’s-finally-out-of-its-misery as the biggest off-brand misfire of Star Trek in its 108-year history of scifi entertainment? Me, too.
The next one I planned on writing is a flick that I recall seeing early in my movie years. I believe we may have...
You must have seen this. You've seen this, right?

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