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Wait! Have You Not Seen… BEOWULF?

Two in one day? I guess that's just how Steve rolls.

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The title refers to an abstract phrase that basically means achieving the ultimate level of something, according to Christian Slater. OK: I buy it.
Steve's back with Robert Redford and Ben Kingsley, but not Angelina Jolie. That's the other one.
Teri Garr, Jon Lovitz, free on Tubi? Maybe Randall needs to see this one next.
Steve returns with what will quite possibly be the first article of the VOLUME II collection.

Meh

Please stop flinging this crap at us.
Superman is easy; writing him is hard... of you have no idea why the concept works.
Sorry, it's a rumination. Again. This one's about adaptations using DUNE as an excuse.
If you've been following Walker's gridiron updates, here's the report on the first league game of senior year, Smokey.
So everyone loves you, Kap, especially around here. Trying to bring attention to the plight, you know? It's a good thing, bringing the attention...
SDCC War Journal: Entry Number One. OMG IT'S NEXT WEEK
Steve is back with another one (and maybe two, you know Steve) before you can meet him at Booth #2001 at San Diego next week and get the collected articles and an autograph from him personally.
Man, nobody is down with nuance, any more.

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