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“Four and a Half Vulcans” is… I dunno… About Four Vulcans Too Many

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Captain Pike really threw up his hands and grabbed his temples and said IT'S A DRY HEAT; HOT ENOUGH FOR YA in conversational equivalent. Is this a thing a starship captain would say? I submit to you it is not.
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Recent Judgments

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“What Is Starfleet”?!? Come on, Secret Hideout; let Bartlet be Barlet

Serious Star Trek Podcast
What is Starfleet? It's the friends we made along the way.
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I dunno; I guess it’s a weird feeling to be excited that the last episode was just… fine.

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In which we still can't find a safe space within the narrative because it's all so not STAR TREK and a little too much Alex Kurtzman for me to ever be able to put on my STAR TREK pajamas, pour a sifter of tranya, and relax. Work it out, Skydance.
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OK, They Found a Strange, New World But They Absolutely Did Not Go Boldly and, In Fact, Didn’t Even Have an A Story with...

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Sigh. Write a good character, somebody engaging, happy to be there, no tragic backstory... and then kill them.
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As Per My Previous Email

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Look, I'm going to keep writing this article until they smarten up, which, as I'm sure you're all aware, is when the Secret Hideout contract is up.
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Message for Your Mother? Yes; Tell Her, the Last Two Episodes Were… Fine

Serious Star Trek Podcast
Don't worry; it'll all be over before you know it.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… The Toxic Avenger 2?

Movies
Steve writes his long-awaited love letter to Uncle Lloyd.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Ravenous?

Movies
Man, dropping the Donner Party at the end blows the whole thing, STEVE.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame?

Movies
Steve talks me in to a movie I would never have watched, and, honestly, isn't that what he does best?
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?

Movies
You haven't seen HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE? Let Steve spell it out for you because I'm not talking to you until you do.
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… NEW JACK CITY

Movies
“I don't have time for this, man. This is a war out here.”
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… eXistenZ?

Movies
That up-and-down case thing ThE KiDs do WiTh TheiR tYpIng sTarTeD HeRe, DiDn't it?
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Wait! Have You Not Seen… Good Burger?

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“Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?” “I like to have dinner every night.”
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I’m going to have to start some kind of decent pop culture review site because everything is clickbait nonsense or drivel from morons or both.
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